Things I Don't Understand-Updated Often (Well DUH!)

• If eating watermelon seeds will make them grow out your ears, what happens with the banana seeds?
• How does cheese grow hair so easily and I don't?
• Why should I care if a tree falls in the middle of a forest and does or does not make a sound?
• Why are the numbers displayed on a phone different from those on a calculator?
• What are boogers made of and why do they grow? I mean I'm not feeding them or anything.
• How does a bell pepper know to NOT get hot?
• When I drop a hammer on my foot, why does it take so long for me to feel the pain?
• Who invented this whole idea of working for a living? I want someone to track him down and shoot him.
• Why doesn't the Earth fall? It's really heavy, you know.
• How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?